Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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