question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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