Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
foreskin is a definite game changer
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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