I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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