sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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