My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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