just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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