Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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