I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
