Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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