R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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