There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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