i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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