That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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