I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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