Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
