I CAN MOONWALK!
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So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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