I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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