Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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