Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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