You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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