Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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