Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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