i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
