hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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