mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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