WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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