My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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