UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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