youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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