they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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