this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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