do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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