we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
