i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I love you.
Bad choice
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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