She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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