Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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