what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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