How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Someone signed my nipple.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
