I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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