I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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