this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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