i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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