You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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