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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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