Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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