woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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