And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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