I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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