dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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