he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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