Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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