eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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