So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
