how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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