Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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